stormdog | Kitty-kitty? KITTY!

My morning conversations with the cat have grow increasingly unintelligable. I started out with "kitty!" Soon enough though, it was "Are you a kitty? Yes you are a kitty!" From there the situation only worsened. "Are you a kitty-kitty? Yes you are a kitty-kitty, kitty!" In the near future, I will simply look at King, lying in his typical place at the thin line dividing the kitchen tile from the living room carpet, and spout endless repetitions of "Kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty! Kitty-kitty? Kitty-KITTY-kitty!"

When this happens, please send help. And please make sure they can speak Kitty-kitty.