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I got to work this morning and found that my team lead and manager did not seem to be around, yet I've still been getting support calls. I am all alone in the night. Perhaps I'm in the twilight zone. That would explain why everyone I talk to seems to be stupider than humanly possible. They must have been taken over by aliens and become pod people. Is that chanting I hear coming down the hall? "One of us...one of us...one of us..."