Disappointing CD find

[stormdog]

While thrifting with my parents, I was really excited to have found Coheed and Cambria's "Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV, Volume 1." Today, I got my CD player connected to my stereo (which is still sitting on the floor of the living room) to play it. It's the censored version.

My reaction:

"Wait. What? What is this??"