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When standing and staring zombie-like at the toaster while waiting for my southwest veggie hot-pocket-esque second lunch to cook in the microwave, I started having a very bad idea. On the left side of the dial on the front, there's a snowy white image of a piece of toast with a black outline. On the other side of the dial, separated from it by a line composed of increasingly thick gray dashes in a three-quarter-circle around the dial, is a similar but solid, jet black image.

I really shouldn't use a fine tip marker to write 'Kid Rock' on the left side and 'Samuel L. Jackson' on the right side. Right? Right?