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Aug. 14th, 2008 09:02 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stormdog"She did last week and so didn't all of my other employees. None of them are listed now."
What the hell?
"It was on the top of the pile; I know you have it! :)"
All the cutesy smiley-faces in the world will not change the fact that two people have looked for your document and cannot find it. I do not have your document and you need to get it to me so I can set up your contractor. I'd give you a frowny-face to let you know how much this concerns me, but, really, it doesn't.
"Have you had time to work on the Uniformated User Creation Doc?"
Yes. And if you hadn't configured a rule in your Outlook client to filter all of my mail into a folder you never look at ('But I get too many automated announcements from you when you transfer tickets to me in the tracking system!') you would have known that a month ago. Yes; a month ago. When I emailed you the first time to tell you that.
"I resent the On Boarding form."
Me too dear. Me too. Oh; never mind.
"I’ll tell you what, let’s target Thursday (8:30 a.m.) as his start date. Please have his accounts set up and ideally his computer here by then."
I'll tell you what; you get me the forms that I am required by departmental policy, security restrictions, and federal law (Sarbanes-Oxley) to have before I can create those accounts, and then give me the department-mandated five-day period to get those accounts set up after recieving the completed forms, and then we can talk about a target date. Ok?
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And the best one. While the above are things that I wish I could have said, the below is a note from a person on the server team and then a response from our VP. This email chain went to our entire department and our manager, as well as the manager of the server group.
"This message didn't route properly, but the rest of mail flow seems fine."
"So I gotta ask, why not? I have a msg. from our CEO that didn’t get delivered to all the employees. What other email communications are not being delivered? What’s wrong with the routing all of a sudden that [company-wide] emails aren’t being delivered."
What the hell?
"It was on the top of the pile; I know you have it! :)"
All the cutesy smiley-faces in the world will not change the fact that two people have looked for your document and cannot find it. I do not have your document and you need to get it to me so I can set up your contractor. I'd give you a frowny-face to let you know how much this concerns me, but, really, it doesn't.
"Have you had time to work on the Uniformated User Creation Doc?"
Yes. And if you hadn't configured a rule in your Outlook client to filter all of my mail into a folder you never look at ('But I get too many automated announcements from you when you transfer tickets to me in the tracking system!') you would have known that a month ago. Yes; a month ago. When I emailed you the first time to tell you that.
"I resent the On Boarding form."
Me too dear. Me too. Oh; never mind.
"I’ll tell you what, let’s target Thursday (8:30 a.m.) as his start date. Please have his accounts set up and ideally his computer here by then."
I'll tell you what; you get me the forms that I am required by departmental policy, security restrictions, and federal law (Sarbanes-Oxley) to have before I can create those accounts, and then give me the department-mandated five-day period to get those accounts set up after recieving the completed forms, and then we can talk about a target date. Ok?
===
And the best one. While the above are things that I wish I could have said, the below is a note from a person on the server team and then a response from our VP. This email chain went to our entire department and our manager, as well as the manager of the server group.
"This message didn't route properly, but the rest of mail flow seems fine."
"So I gotta ask, why not? I have a msg. from our CEO that didn’t get delivered to all the employees. What other email communications are not being delivered? What’s wrong with the routing all of a sudden that [company-wide] emails aren’t being delivered."
