stormdog | (no subject)

From a particularly amusing Craig's List posting:

Be a man of steel (cutting torch)

I recently bought a cutting torch that I will not use because, I have never used a cutting torch before and therefore Ill probobly accidently start myself or my business on fire which obviously is a bad thing since I'm trying to earn a living and feed my family and such (and its to cold outside to stop, drop and roll). This torch is the best thing since sliced bread (pardon the pun) its in great condition, its nickel plated, and best of all its a Smith Welding Equipment Co. brand, MODEL B. If you need to cut some steel or just wanna look cool lighting your cigarette or cigar, this will do it. (I would not recommend lighting your smoking materials, it just seems hazardous but, looking cool often requires doing hazardoud things go figure)anyway, If you have any questions dont hesitate to call. And If you have any scrap metal, bring it in I can beat nearly any local metal prices. Visit my websites for more detailed info on the items I accept.

Just had to share.

Best line is how '...looking cool often requires doing hazardoud(sic) things go figure' *giggles*