Tired and Sleepless

[stormdog]

I came home feeling like I haven't gotten enough sleep in at least a week. I went to bed early, but got up with the dog's dinner alarm and, though I'm still tired, can't seem to sleep.

Probably explains the strange connections in my brain. As I watched Danae playing Dragon Age: Inquisition, an NPC approached her and said "They say you're the herald of Andraste."

I said "Some call me the herald of Andraste. Some call me the gangster of love." It's probably not as funny as it sounds to me.